Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

clag bag/s

A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.

Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'

by QPump August 05, 2011

spider clag

The sweat around your Chocolate starfish...

Fucking spider clag is giving me grief... i think i need a shower to wash poor incey out

by IanW1981 August 15, 2017

clag box

Old bomb of a car or poor quality vehicle

Get a load of that old clag box driving past !

by Azz K February 23, 2023

Eye-Clag

Playing and Raging at Battlefield until your eyes turn red.

"Dude you okay?"

"Yeah bro, just stayed up late last night getting Eye-Clag".

by SnoopyC November 02, 2011

Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

by willdawonka September 04, 2013

clag

A mix between slag and cunt

Mrs Smith is such a clag, she gave me 30 questions in maths

by Cjcjcjdnd March 21, 2024