Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face
Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.
Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'
by QPump August 5, 2011
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The art of moping up semen from a prositutes vagina after she has been shagged by at least 8 blokes ...
After you select your hooker and you notice a line of people leaving her room , you then 'dip' down and go for the growl hoping to get other men's semen is stuck in her pubic hair and you proceed anyway to mop that all up with your tounge and therefore De-clagging it...
Tasty.....
by Zoidburg May 2, 2021
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Old bomb of a car or poor quality vehicle
Get a load of that old clag box driving past !
by Azz K February 23, 2023
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The accurate as well as rare occasion in which an individual perfects the display and morale of both class and swagger.
The man walked into the room, and all the ladies stared, because he was just so damn clag-swastic.
by ColeTrain March 15, 2012
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Synonym describing Cute Little Asian Girls
“That CLAG is totally my type!”
by ShadowsOfLife May 1, 2015
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The most irritating Minecraft Bukkit plugin in existence.
Clag clears entities to minimize lag, but in doing so, often claims valuable materials.
Miner: "Clag got my fucking diamonds again!"
by TheMiner January 26, 2013
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