Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

clag bag/s

A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.

Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'

by QPump August 6, 2011

De-clagging

The art of moping up semen from a prositutes vagina after she has been shagged by at least 8 blokes ...

After you select your hooker and you notice a line of people leaving her room , you then 'dip' down and go for the growl hoping to get other men's semen is stuck in her pubic hair and you proceed anyway to mop that all up with your tounge and therefore De-clagging it...
Tasty.....

by Zoidburg May 1, 2021

clag

The most irritating Minecraft Bukkit plugin in existence.
Clag clears entities to minimize lag, but in doing so, often claims valuable materials.

Miner: "Clag got my fucking diamonds again!"

by TheMiner January 26, 2013

clag

A mix between slag and cunt

Mrs Smith is such a clag, she gave me 30 questions in maths

by Cjcjcjdnd March 21, 2024

Eye-Clag

Playing and Raging at Battlefield until your eyes turn red.

"Dude you okay?"

"Yeah bro, just stayed up late last night getting Eye-Clag".

by SnoopyC November 2, 2011

Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

by willdawonka September 3, 2013