Chutney Thunder

Farted and following through with chunks.
Also known as Chocolate Thunder.

Too late for a loo, my undercarriage just felt Chutney Thunder.

by Irene Samek May 21, 2003

Chutney and Cheese

You put some cheddar cheese around your dick and then butt fuck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it...Bread, Cheese, and all.

You know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!

by lolwutnotme December 3, 2009

chutney muff

a girl with red pubic hair or a girl with red hair, thus suspected of the same attributes downstairs
Also known as chutters

have you seen that girl alexandra?
who the chutney muff?
yeah

by Petey May 18, 2003

Chutney Ferret

One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.

The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!

by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

chutney shunter

Derogatory term for a gay person or the sexual acts or anal sex.

"The boys a chuntey shunter"

"What a chutney shunter"

by LuKe-87 January 10, 2006

chutney locker

gay slang for anus. An anal locker full of chutney.

come and stick your cock right up my chutney locker!!

by Minger Magnet April 15, 2003

chutney chat

The act of anal intercourse, usually between two men.

"You up for some chutney chat big boy?"
"yeah my love pump is primed - slap on the lube"

by Mr Bates August 20, 2006