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Mississippi Butter Churner

The act of collecting a woman’s breast milk, lying on your back, pouring the breast milk into your urethra, and having said woman jerk your penis as if she is churning butter. Creates a blockage in your penis if done correctly
That girl last night was a freak, she gave me a Mississippi Butter Churner!
by Mississippi Madd January 12, 2026
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Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.
“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner
by 6116 February 19, 2025
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Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos
Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023
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Ghost Butter Churner

One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.
Rudy really enjoyed Christian’s firm grip from Keith during the Ghost butter churner.
by Cumguzzler92648 April 24, 2024
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Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.
Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.
by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024
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Mississippi Butter Churner

When you fill up a cup of a woman’s breast milk and pour it in her vagina and then the man has sex with the woman. The woman may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.
by Mississippilover January 12, 2026
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Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.
Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.
by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026
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