churning the cream

Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation.

"No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream."

by Meghan Brooks October 23, 2005

Chuckling

The Sexual Practice of shouting " to me, to you" during intercourse.

I was ramming emma last night and i started chuckling so hard. She made me leave her house.

by Bumhole gary November 2, 2013

chubbling

the awkward manouvering into a pair of pants too small for you

"Haha, did you see Maria chubbling into those freaky-tight jeans in gym class??"

by kinky_curls January 11, 2009

Churning

Shitting you're brains out,not feeling good.Overall,having digestive problems with your body that prevent you from being a normal human.

friend:"hey man wanna go out tonight?"
me: "no dude, I can't. I'm at home churning."

by MargeD. May 15, 2014

Churning

When a good looking and manipulative girl takes advantage of a male's financial situation by having him pay dinners, Vodka bottles, nightclub entrance fees, and other social activities (including holidays). Churning girls tend to be found in nightclubs and high-society parties.

Jon: I had dinner last night with that girl Sara I met at Pacha on Saturday
Nicolas: Did she offer to pay half of the bill?
Jon: No, I had to pay in full big time and she ordered the most expensive bottle of Champagne on the menu. I totally got churned bro'
Nicolas: Dude, that's mad churning...

by Sohojohn September 24, 2013

Churting

When your intoxicated and back someone into a corner with ramblings. Usually accompanied by hand gestures.

I didn't enjoy the pary because that cat was churting me all night.

by Rubberduck5 October 27, 2009

churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.

"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"

by j.h.520 June 24, 2008