Chonker

A little person named LANA; according to the CCC

LANA is a little CHONKer

by hello demons it’s ya boo November 4, 2020

Chonkered

Extremely fucking high

"ahhh shit man, that za got me absolutely chonkered"

by YodielandEnthusiast July 25, 2024

Hekkin CHONKER

A very hekkin big boi

He's a Hekkin CHONKER

by Orangewater4902 January 26, 2022

Chonker

Something but preferably an animal (usually cats) who are extremely phat.

THATS A CHONKER AND A HALF DAMMNNN!

by RoccsAreCool May 3, 2021

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Chonker

A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.

The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Chonker

An abnormally large man; severely and dangerously obese

Oi mate, you're a fuckin' chonker you are!

by Harvester2069 January 29, 2022