chonker

used to describe a fat person

hey chonker

shut up you literally eat 3 hamburgers a day

by zenitsuslastbraincell February 19, 2022

Chonker

noun, adjective, verb. Chonker can be used when one displays chonker behaviour. Such as eating hot chocolate mix straight out of the tin. Chonker can be a person who has a bit of jiggle jiggle pop to them when they walk, or chonk is the jiggle itself.

Jefferson: "Yo I just ate 16 beavertails best meal of my life bro and I'm STILL HUNGRY!"
Joe: "that is some serious chonker behaviour my guy!"

by chonker_joememeah229 February 22, 2022

Chonker

An abnormally large man; severely and dangerously obese

Oi mate, you're a fuckin' chonker you are!

by Harvester2069 January 29, 2022

Chonker

When you rip a chainsaw but you have a nasty orgasm because your anal beads fall out

I’m grounded because I did a chonker in class yesterday

by Pepe inhaler June 1, 2020

Chonker

A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.

The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Chonkered

Extremely fucking high

"ahhh shit man, that za got me absolutely chonkered"

by YodielandEnthusiast July 25, 2024