texas lane change

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.

"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."

by gwiz September 11, 2008

Darth Cheney

Darth Cheney is the Sith Lord who appears in public as Vice President Dick Cheney, the perpetually sneering White House master puppeteer and homophobic father of a notorious, former brewery spokes-lesbian, Mary Cheney.

Darth Cheney continued to deny he had ever claimed there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq even as Tim Russert played a tape of him saying so.

by Luke Streetwalker September 24, 2006

illegal lane change

Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner.

Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an illegal lane change last night.

by Topher Kersting February 14, 2006

Mary Cheney

The lesbian daughter of former US vice president Dick Cheney. Mary Cheney and her life partner, Heather Poe, have two children, Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, both of whom are the result of a lesbian miracle. Ms. Cheney revealed in a recent interview that her children's names were inspired by a line of dialogue spoken by fictional race car driver Ricky Bobby in Ms. Cheney's favorite film, Talladega Nights.

Noted gay columnist Dan Savage has publicly referred to Ms. Cheney as a "useless dyke" due to her active involvement with the Bush Administration and the half-assed stand she has taken for gay rights. Mary Cheney responded to Savage's remark with a thinly-veiled threat to have her dark lord father send him to Guantanamo Bay, presumably to be tortured and held indefinitely without charges, as is customary in the post-9/11 police state formerly known as the United States of America.

Mary Cheney was the director of vice presidential operations for the Bush-Cheney 2004 Presidential re-election campaign, which is rather ironic considering the fact that the Bush Administration's official policy on gays and lesbians is that they "should all shut the hell up and stop being all gay and stuff"*.

*quote by former Attorney General John Ashcroft, 2004

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 4, 2012

spare change

a euphemism used by beggars that refers to "legal tender" in small or otherwise large quantities.

beggar: "got any spare change, my man?"
me: "no"

by volound July 31, 2012

Countin' Change

A phrase used to indicate that you are not doing anything significant.

After I finish these reports and file these documents I'll just be countin' change for the rest of the day.

by J-Hellz August 7, 2009

chump change

An insignificant amount of money. Money that can be easily disposed with.

Don't worry about that million, its chump change.

by tt February 15, 2003