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Charding

MAKING ME CHARDING!?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!?
by V1nn7 December 24, 2023
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chard

Noun: slang for speed meth ice pronounced like "shard"
That chard looks like some bomb ish.
by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021
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Chard

This term entered popular usage in the early 2019s. It means anyone who is fucking useless but is good wank material.

Speaks basic English but has enough money and status to show up in high class places and wing it.
My husband take me to the London Chard tonight to celebrate. Is my birthday.
by Robiatch July 20, 2019
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Dirty Chard

A man who constantly shits himself, has cock breath, always wears jizz stained clothing, and gives you a brain aneurysm whenever he talks
Example 1
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better

Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*

Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital

Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard

Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard
by The Dirty Bunny September 7, 2021
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The Chard Argument

The logic whereby nothing you do is ever good or pure enough.

Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.

Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".
"I lost 50 pounds in 3 months!"

"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."

"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"
by Die Fledermaus August 22, 2019
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The Chard

A shadowy figure who walks on his tippy-toes and preys on children.
You better get your homework done, or you'll be touched by The Chard!
by Raccoon Victim 7102 May 14, 2025
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