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Chard-on

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A hard-on or insatiable desire to consume a glass of Chardonnay. It is the craving a wine connoisseur gets at a fine-dining restaurant, upper-class social gathering, opera, or cultural event. It is the need to simultaneously quench and tingle your palate combined with a need to exude subtle snobbery that can only be accomplished with a glass of a fine white wine (most commonly, a light Chardonnay).
I can't wait to get out of work, go home, and open up a bottle of Chateau Montelena 2005. I've had a Chard-on since my lunch break.
by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009
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CHARVE

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Charve, seems to be a name for the girl , who is an inspiration to the others. Her loving and caring nature will win your hearts . Talking about her appeal , she is pretty, timid and has a cute personality . She can do anything for her friends , seems to be having a heart as big as universe. Even the tiniest ounce of love can bring her to the cloud nine. She seems to be a real badass as well, can kill you with her savageness . She brings life , light and every bit of sunshine in the room when she is around.
dude 1:- Hey find me someone , who loves me till no end.
dude 2:- Oh , then go get the charve na , but be careful if u disrespect her , she will rip You off.
by smile27 November 28, 2021
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Flash-Charge

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When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.

This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.
Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.
by Secret Justin January 30, 2010
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raiden charge

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A sex position that involves you flying head first into your girl's vagina while shouting out gibberish. Reference to Raiden's special move in mortal kombat.
I tried the raiden charge on my girlfriend, but my head is sore now.
by Tunnel Snake May 20, 2016
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Polish Depth Charge

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While someone is wearing a free diving mask, the act of gently inserting the snorkel in to your asshole and shitting down the tube.
I had my mask on and was putting on my swimfins when suddenly the skipper gave me a polish depth charge. I nearly choked to death.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
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Toledo Depth Charge

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While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.
"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.
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Arm 'N' Hammer Charge

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Slang for the crime of selling sham CDS (Controlled Dangerous Substances). So called because of the use of baking soda as fake heroine or cocaine due to similar appearance. Considered fraud and distribution of drugs in the eyes of the law.
Man, Dooky got caught selling that baking soda as dope, dawg; might be locked up for three years behind the damn Arm 'N' Hammer charge...
by Bigg Sexx December 11, 2010
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