Cessabin

When your fat virgin and don’t have sex in honour of john

Joe:”Euan is so cessabin”
Jake:”yea hes gonna be a fat virgin his whole life”

by John.jayboy June 28, 2022

Mexican Cession

A Mexican Cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. It is believed that great Aztec Gods would order the humans to perform the ritual.

Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.

Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.

The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.

"I got invited to a Mexican Cession! What an Honour"

by JCKc February 25, 2015

Cessa

A puny, weak figure. Usually known to have a weak sense of humor, keep their v-cards (tax not included) till death, and reject the emotion of fun.

Emily: omg are you really checking out that Cessa?

Betty: Yeah.

Emily: Trust me, you'll regret it if you like having fun. Cessas do not like fun.

by TriggeredJay October 14, 2020

cessna 152

One of the smallest aircraft cessna has ever produced, this aircraft is known for causing the pilots legs to fall asleep, a condition known as "152 leg." Fitting two full-sized adults in the cockpit is quite a feat, requiring the pilots to sit almost shoulder to shoulder. Only slightly faster and larger than a piper cub, this aircraft has almost no purpose outside of entertainment. Is sometimes used for aerobatics and flight-training purposes, the 152 also comes in an aerobatic trainer variant. The Cessna 152 is no longer in production.

I asked a pilot about buying a cessna 152, he said "Why the hell would you want to do that?!"

by cjstone July 19, 2006

Cessna

Slang for a really really good airplane. (I.E. dependable, reliable, cute, affordable.) Refers to the Cessna 152 model, which is one of the greatest training aircraft ever.

"That plane over there is a real Cessna!"

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Chessiah

noun. Somebody that's really good at chess.

Dennis: Do you still play chess with Brian?

Gary: No, not at all. He's like the fucking Chessiah.

by Spelly D March 6, 2013

Cessi

Loves cats and animals and all things baby.Like to say hmpf and like to try to guilt trip you for no reason.Usually leans toward the 4 foot 4 side and it’s ok cause it’s an Asian thing.

Omg I’m so short I’m basically Cessi-ing

by BlahBlahDefinitions November 28, 2018