cauliflower cornhole

When a skank or hoe has contracted various STD's leaving
her anus resembling a cauliflower.

dude: And when i went down there..
dude2: yea..
dude: I saw she had a cauliflower cornhole!
dude2: wtf.. thats fucking sick.
dude: Yea, i beat that skanky hoe.
dude2: GTFO
dude: what did you say?
dude2: G-T-F-O
dude: nobody talks to me like that!
dude: *grabs crotch*
dude2: wtf?
dude: err, nvm dude, as i was saying..
dude: you goin down like a clown mofucker!
dude * caps dude2 *
dude2: ohnoes!

by Philiiiip January 4, 2009

Cauliflower Cheese

Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears

I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me

by WedJorton June 4, 2010

Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”

Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.

by Marriedforfourtyeightyears February 6, 2021

cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little

Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun

by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021

Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter

I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022

cauliflower cunt

An infection around the genitals that looks like little trees on a cauliflower .

Dr sent Steph from quid shop to GUM for treatment. She's got cauliflower cunt . Looks like a forest the little growths look like oak trees

by Brat wife December 21, 2023

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025