Cauliflower Dick

The result of haveing intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel October 25, 2007

cauliflower dick

When you dont clean your penis and all the sperm gets trapped inside causing it to look like cauliflower

"Hey melissa, I was fucking this guy when i saw all this shit and i realised he was a cauliflower dick!"

by Bizzy Dog September 23, 2006

cauliflower ass

When a person has severe HPV in his or her anus.

I went to eat my girls booty last night and i saw she had cauliflower ass!

by ASAP Yakk March 29, 2016

The Cauliflower Effect

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.

"Oooh, thats The Cauliflower Effect Kicking in!"

"Oooops, thats the Cauliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"

by TheF-DOT-GOWERzZ.ox July 27, 2009

green cauliflower

another word for broccoli

The man was eating green cauliflower.

by kai didn't_djiskd October 30, 2019

Cauliflower Ear

To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.

Usually results in brain damage and death.

Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*

Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!

by j7x (james sevenfold bent) November 18, 2006

Cauliflower Slap

When a woman proceeds to use her breasts to slap you across the face.

Related to a Mushroom Slap.

I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!

by Jermey Grem April 7, 2011