Cauldron Call

A gossip fuelled conversation between two gay men, where we serve shade and pure unadulterated judgement on the lives of others... because we can. Generally executed whilst stirring various meaty nuggets of gossip and / or gay scene happenings in our metaphorical cauldron.

I had a lovely Cauldron Call with Gino this morning... ooh the things that went on in that bar last night!

by Cauldron Queen May 11, 2014

black cauldron

the act of using marmite as a lubricant for anal sex.

jack has a fetish for the black cauldron. you either love it or you hate it...

by NewtScamander December 16, 2008

Cauldron splash

When you are taking a dump and the splash of the water comes back and hits your butthole

Jim was taking a shit when he jumped of the toilet due to the unexpected cold temperature of the cauldron splash

by Hefe Dragon January 24, 2023

Cauldron

When you fart under water, and suck in the bubble with your mouth at the surface.

I like to Cauldron myself when I take a hot bath.

by The Gas Man1 November 20, 2020

Pussy cauldron

A mixture of 2 or more fluids inside the female vagina after sexual Shenanigans with one or more partners

That girl's got a pussy Cauldron , she’ll let anyone in the mix .

by Sirmixapuss December 8, 2022

The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes

Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"

by Midgets piss me off January 6, 2022

Cum Cauldron

When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft

Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim

by dingdong43 August 12, 2021