Catastrophic Fail

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics

Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail

by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010

Cutestestestestestestest

Being the cutest to ever exist and ever will exist and can not under any circumstances be topped.

Dominic: Stephanie you’re the cutest.

Stephanie: Dominic you’re the cutestest.

Dominic: Stephanie you’re the cutestestest.

Stephanie: Dominic you’re the cutestestestest.

Dominic: YOUUUUU are the Cutestestestestestestest!
Stephanie: can’t top that, thank you love~😚

by TheMostCorrectPersonToEverLive February 1, 2018

cutestestest

beyond all cuteness. Three times the charm applies here.

Jessica: You're the cutest
Nathan: You're cutestestest

by speedyboi17 January 9, 2019

reverse cakester

a result of anal sex, a reverse cakester is the combination of defacation through a butthole that has recently been ejaculated into, thus creating a chocolate log coated in semen.

Jim didn't pull out when he stuffed it in Sally's backdoor, so when she went to "freshen up" afterward she was joined by a lovely reverse cakester as a midnight snack.

cum + poop = reverse cakester

by F.U.P.A. July 30, 2011

Columbine Catastrophe

An alternate name for Reaper's ult in Overwatch.

Player: I just Columbine Catastrophe'd their entire team!

by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016

cakesterbation

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.

Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.

by The Don2 October 2, 2007

Cutest couple

The most amazing couple you will ever see. They care for eachother no matter what and will never let anyone get in their way. If you want to see a couple that is amazing, thats them.

Did you see Brianne and Grant, their the cutest couple.

by Crazy4life January 22, 2011