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A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.
My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.
by loovserxlovxer April 03, 2020
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that is a cat not a dog!
by cpt slackbladder June 05, 2011
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an individual who fucks things up, messes up, and cuts up

by hurrrrrrrrrr March 01, 2009
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tiny animals that god made to kill a lot and cuddle
Cats kill everything then cuddle with the bodies.
by Big Brain Joe June 02, 2021
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Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.
Remember: Cats suck,Dogs Rule
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lion: that's my cat
cat mom: that's my child
lion: no it's mine
by XxStarlightxX December 03, 2020
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