cat

A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.

My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.

by loovserxlovxer April 2, 2020

cat

not a dog

that is a cat not a dog!

by cpt slackbladder November 22, 2011

cat

an individual who fucks things up, messes up, and cuts up

damn, that cat is cuttin' up

by hurrrrrrrrrr March 1, 2009

cat

the best thing on earth and i love them so so much and you should to as cats are very cuddly and freaking adorable

a cute cat

by QueenOf7Caats July 12, 2022

cat

a baby lion

lion: that's my cat
cat mom: that's my child
lion: no it's mine

by XxStarlightxX December 2, 2020

cat

something you can snuggle with all day while eating food and binge watching a series

im gonna binge watch breaking bad with my cat

by ayyeitsmagdog January 20, 2017

cat

a cat

its a cat

by Colorss January 10, 2022