"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."
"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"
"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"
by Doro's Mama June 13, 2018

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.
So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.
Nobody wins because this game sucks.
So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.
Nobody wins because this game sucks.
Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym
Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken
Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her
Gym Rat 2: ...
Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude
Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken
Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her
Gym Rat 2: ...
Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude
Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
by Morles December 27, 2022

After a long workout sometimes you need to do cardio at home. It is where you get a sexual partner and have sex at home or “workout together”
by Lwiehjwbe August 30, 2023

a royal flush in poker where every card’s suit is hearts. it’s the best hand of them all; it’s even above the regular royal flush.
by PBJelly6 December 12, 2023

Damn son, you started smoking 40 a day, or you caught costa cardio?
He’d be half decent at jiu jitsu if it wasn’t for the costa cardio.
He’d be half decent at jiu jitsu if it wasn’t for the costa cardio.
by Pimpninja March 29, 2024

by mansplain.manipulate.manifest September 23, 2021

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.
Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.
by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018
