That and a platinum card

That and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. The meaning is something is without any particular, practical value.

Hmmmmm, a degree from that Internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

cards on credit

the playing of card games with friends when you have no money.

hey does anyone want to play cards on credit ?
bill is always wanting to play cards on credit.

by Musch40 September 28, 2018

Victim card

1) The dramatic portrayal of oneself as being disadvantaged by misfortune, in the pursuit of others pity and sympathy.

2) To portray another individual as the cause of misfortune, in order to appear victimized; to villainize someone

“That guy is playing the victim card by telling his sob story”

“That person is using a victim card in her attempt to villainize all white people as racist”

by Quake2000 June 7, 2018

Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009

Obama card

Food stamps - EBT card.

Frank: I sure am hungry! I wish I could buy some food from the store, but unfortunately I'm out of money.
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!

by mdlee52 September 2, 2013

Race Card

Calling someone racist, even if they aren't, just to get away with something.

Jalen played the RACE CARD and all the charges were dropped.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

report card

The #1 cause of suicidal thoughts around the world.

Tim: "Hey John, can I see your report card?"
John: "Hey Tim, before I answer that question, do you know a place where I can get any cheap neurotoxins?"
Tim: ".....Failed all your courses?"
John: "Yup."

by Hermin The Hobo April 7, 2012