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Candy cane

Person 1: Have you seen his candy cane?
Person 2: yeah I like it with the black and white filter
Candy cane by tickler9898 January 16, 2024

[Candy Cane] 

When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is on her period. When he pulls out, his penis resembles a candy cane.
John and Jane were feeling festive after their Candy Cane creation that night.
[Candy Cane] by Capn Innuendo January 18, 2009

candy cane child 

i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud
candy cane child by tiny terror January 7, 2004

Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

candy cane challenge

When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them
Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.