Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.
Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.
Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!
Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!
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Rudy Giuliani intended to give a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel...but due to a mix up it was actually at...The Four Seasons Total Lawn Care Center that was between an Adult Bookstore and a Crematorium. The press thought it was a sign of his incompetence and true ignorance, but in reality it was "Incompetent Camouflage" designed by him to give his clients enemies a continued false sense of security while he continued with is plan.
by Rogue_Leader November 9, 2020
Get the Incompetent Camouflage mug.When you get into a fight with someone that has bad teeth, you knock out their teeth out, and they can't find their teeth on the ground.
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Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
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This could be if you are playing a tv show or music single in the background to cover up the sounds of "self gratification". Other reasons to use audio camouflage are if you wanted to cover up the sound of a fart, a soda can opening, or if you have a noisy neighbour. This is not to be confused with "white noise". For one, "white noise" is part of a much broader spectrum including "brown noise", "pink noise", etc. Also, the use of things such as "white noise" is mostly to concentrate your mind on one sound to fall asleep.
This could be if you are playing a tv show or music single in the background to cover up the sounds of "self gratification". Other reasons to use audio camouflage are if you wanted to cover up the sound of a fart, a soda can opening, or if you have a noisy neighbour. This is not to be confused with "white noise". For one, "white noise" is part of a much broader spectrum including "brown noise", "pink noise", etc. Also, the use of things such as "white noise" is mostly to concentrate your mind on one sound to fall asleep.
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