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Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.
We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.
by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023
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Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.
Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!
by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022
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Camouflage teeth

When you get into a fight with someone that has bad teeth, you knock out their teeth out, and they can't find their teeth on the ground.
I knocked that fools teeth out, he had camouflage teeth when they hit the street.
by Uncle.chonies March 24, 2021
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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025
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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025
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Audio Camouflage

When you don't want yourself or someone to hear something, so you cover it up with another sound to drown it out.

This could be if you are playing a tv show or music single in the background to cover up the sounds of "self gratification". Other reasons to use audio camouflage are if you wanted to cover up the sound of a fart, a soda can opening, or if you have a noisy neighbour. This is not to be confused with "white noise". For one, "white noise" is part of a much broader spectrum including "brown noise", "pink noise", etc. Also, the use of things such as "white noise" is mostly to concentrate your mind on one sound to fall asleep.
"You couldn't hear me fapping in my room because I used audio camouflage."
by taint man 3000 November 29, 2021
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Fat girl camouflage

Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.
by Dabossdude February 10, 2024
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