Tim: "Hey John, can I see your report card?"
John: "Hey Tim, before I answer that question, do you know a place where I can get any cheap neurotoxins?"
Tim: ".....Failed all your courses?"
John: "Yup."
John: "Hey Tim, before I answer that question, do you know a place where I can get any cheap neurotoxins?"
Tim: ".....Failed all your courses?"
John: "Yup."
by Hermin The Hobo April 7, 2012
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Scenario 1:
Girl 1: Omg, you're dating Caiden?
Girl 2: Yep!
Girl 1: Woah, I'm so jealous!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: Is that Caiden?!?!
Caiden: Hi.
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and every girl in a 1000 mile radius: *Literally faints.*
Girl 1: Omg, you're dating Caiden?
Girl 2: Yep!
Girl 1: Woah, I'm so jealous!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: Is that Caiden?!?!
Caiden: Hi.
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and every girl in a 1000 mile radius: *Literally faints.*
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When going dutch, taking all of the cash left by others (including generous tips) and then paying off the entire bill leaving a much smaller tip than the cash payers left.
Marg ordered a $10 meal with four friends who all throw cash on the table (including generous tips since they didn't have change)
Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.
Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.
by MacroSlopp April 17, 2010
Get the cardateer mug.a) A brilliant invention of retailers whereby they can lock in advance sales without providing any goods or services, knowing that the gift card will force the recipient into their store who will most likely spend an additional amount above & beyond the card value, although the retailer ultimately hopes that the gift card will be lost or destroyed before said goods or services are redeemed.
b) A device whereby the giver can impose their will upon the receiver, but not necessarily provide the receiver with want they want.
c) A financial instrument providing income for 3rd parties, who purchase unneeded gift cards for 90 cents on the dollar and resell them for 95 cents on the dollar.
d) A foolish thing to send in the mail to a friend.
b) A device whereby the giver can impose their will upon the receiver, but not necessarily provide the receiver with want they want.
c) A financial instrument providing income for 3rd parties, who purchase unneeded gift cards for 90 cents on the dollar and resell them for 95 cents on the dollar.
d) A foolish thing to send in the mail to a friend.
I'm giving gift cards so my friends can eat at restaurant "x" and see a movie at theater "y". I don't want to give cash and trust them to honor my request to go enjoy dinner and a movie at their favorite places.
I didn't realize that sending a gift card in the mail is even dumber than mailing cash. In fact, a gift card in an envelope is much easier for a thief to detect than cash. I guess that's why someone invented CHECKS many years ago, duh.
I didn't realize that sending a gift card in the mail is even dumber than mailing cash. In fact, a gift card in an envelope is much easier for a thief to detect than cash. I guess that's why someone invented CHECKS many years ago, duh.
by MtBikeManiac January 5, 2014
Get the gift card mug.Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.
The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!
Response: Those damn white people and their...
shuffles deck, draws card,
silverware and table manners.
Response: Those damn white people and their...
shuffles deck, draws card,
silverware and table manners.
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Get the Reverse card mug.(n.) in texas hold 'em poker, a card or cards turned by the dealer after all players have folded in order to reveal what would have been the outcome if the hand was played in its entirety.
by alex shifrin May 18, 2006
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