I'm Gonna Call It

The act of prematurely cancelling a social event or gathering at one's home in order to facilitate excessive "alone" time.

The phrase, "I'm gonna call it," is often used when no other seemingly legitimate excuse is available to the host. It is a method whereby the host can cancel the social activities in order to alot "alone" time for him/herself. These activities vary, but often include: Xbox, self-pleasuring, viewing pornography, and wasting time on the internet.

1.) "I'm gonna call it, guys." "But it's only ten o'clock on a Friday night." "I know, but I'm tired. I'm gonna call it."

2.) "I know it's only eight-thirty, but I'm gonna call it so I can get up early and clean my room tomorrow."

by Ajax the Cat February 22, 2010

I can't call it

A shorter version of I can not call it, I do not know, I am not too sure....

So whats the business?
Reply with: I cant call it (only if ur not sure)

by Lisa Ceezay February 19, 2003

Why do they call it the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

OP: Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Faggot: 360 degrees is a full circle retard.

by I think halo is a pretty cool. January 2, 2012

whatcha-call-it

Something a lad says when he can't think of what he is trying to 'whatcha-call-it' say.

"eeeeeeee how, Jonesy, Boundey theres whatcha-call-it!!"

by Bound January 31, 2003

twat-cha-ma-call-it

the title given to a useless tramp who is only good for fucking. bitch is so worthless that it isn't even worth remembering her stupid name.

jay-zebra: man i fucking railed that hoe so hard she started calling me Amtrak
kanye: fool what was her name
jay-zebra: i didn't take the time to learn twat-cha-ma-call-it's name... and rightfully so, she's useful
kanye: true dat
jay-zebra: ditto

by mride123456 February 17, 2008

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021

Dude Fucking, Whaddaya call it?

A phrase that is used by a friend of mine, who claims it is just a phrase, but whenever he says it, it all sounds like one word.

Chris: Dude Fucking, Whaddaya call it? Did you do your math homework?

or

Dude fucking all last night I was up playing Oblivion...

by LynchMob10-09 April 2, 2009