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Complingo

(pronounced comp-lingo) basically means computer lingo, any terms or phrases used in computer based activities.
A) ah you see, your NAT is set to open
B) DUDE! spare me the complingo and fix it :)
by mywatchhat September 20, 2010
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Compusing

causing or tending to cause computer or digital related confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation of computer or digital terms or operations.
The differences between the various features, functions and operation between the two software application versions was compusing.
by Newsted April 25, 2010
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comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.
Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.
by Jboner September 12, 2013
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Comprying

The act of crying and complaining at the same time.
The liberals in the act of defiance, comprying to the election of Donald Trump.
by Mindcrime Madness October 4, 2023
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Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.
Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."
by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010
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compulingus

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.
The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Comboing

1. A word used to describe an ass beating in video games
2. The act of adding a variety of things into one giant thing. Mainly cooking
1. Tony is comboing into a instant kill move on Corey! Corey got their ass bodied
2. Corey is so salty, they're comboing their salt with tears
by LowTearGod May 27, 2018
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