Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.

Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."

by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016

bungler

A clumsy, uncoordinated dumbass who can't do ANYTHING right. The equivalent of a fuck-up.

Urkel is an example of a bungler, tripping over everything, before he became Stefan and shit.

by Reggie June 30, 2004

Scandinavian belt buckle

When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"

Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.

Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle

by Montana Matty June 8, 2017

Buckley's chance

A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."

Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.

Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?

No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.

by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018

buckle bass

another term for dick, wang, cock, wiener, meatlog, mandangler, skinflute, etc.

Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit

Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters

by cornfritter October 27, 2010

buckle up buttercup

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.

Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018

Buckle Bunny

An individual or pack consisting of at least 2 women that prowl around rodeos in search of Buckle-Winning cowboys to sleep with. They typically wear short-shorts, mini-skirts, low-cut tops (typically flannel/plaid) , "painted on" jeans, and cowboy boots that resemble the high heel shoe. These cowgirl wannabes will often manipulate cowboys with their cleavage and by lying to them (about how they're true country girls and how they have a horse etc.) in order to get country men interested in getting intimate with them. Basically, they are city girls dressed up as country girls to have a one night stand with country boys. These women are seen as tramps to true cowgirls/country girls.

"Where's David?"

"Oh, I just saw him talking to a Buckle Bunny. They both went into his trailer."

by Tipsy Purple Pachyderm November 30, 2014