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goose bumpy

The state of having goose bumps; as a result of something chilling, or creepy, etc.
"Whoa, after seeing that, I feel all goose bumpy."
by AMmayhem September 11, 2004
mugGet the goose bumpymug.

bumpy top

Crown Royal, due to the the unbelievably sweet crown shaped "bumpy top"
Give me a bottle of bumpy top and a pack of who I ams
by JoshCyclist June 9, 2005
mugGet the bumpy topmug.

Bumpy People

When someone is so ick, you don't want to bump into them.
"Don't go to Wal-Mart, it is filled with bumpy people."
by Hottits69 January 28, 2009
mugGet the Bumpy Peoplemug.

bumpy nickels

When a woman of a rather large size wears tight fitting pants so that one can see every bit of cellulite in her ass through the fibers of lycra that are holding on for their dear sweet lives.
That woman needs to either mix in a salad or a mumu. I can see her bumpy nickels.
by Dork de Jour January 10, 2008
mugGet the bumpy nickelsmug.

Bumpy Shower

A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.
Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?

Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now

or

Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?

Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
by Chuck VanDoren September 25, 2012
mugGet the Bumpy Showermug.

bumpy brails

When the areola on a females breast surrounding the nipple has numerous small bumps.
Damn, Caroline has some serious bumpy brails. I felt like Ray Charles tryin to read her tits all night.
by Rob_D December 14, 2008
mugGet the bumpy brailsmug.

Bumpie ball

When one homeless man licks the crusted sweat, shit, Linton, and any other material off another homeless man's balls.
Man, I havent showered in 3 weeks, I would love a bumpie ball right now.
by Scott_the_great July 8, 2021
mugGet the Bumpie ballmug.

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