the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"
by Magaz July 23, 2009

by Ellieee December 15, 2007

by Baitedlj December 15, 2017

When one person puts his penis up against a woman's asshole, but not in it, and then ejaculates--causing the cum to coat the butthole and slide down the rest of the crack.
by Cheesesock December 18, 2010

Originally used to describe an outfit that makes a person look like they just rolled out of bed. The word is now used as a negative word to describe basically anything possible.
by Nooblet498 December 19, 2021

when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words ‘bum’, ‘bummy’ or any other form of the word ‘bum’.
karen: “thank you, bum, thank you, bum!”
steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”
steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”
by big keelungus January 19, 2019

by URBANLSI July 8, 2021
