People who are jealous of blondes hair, so they make fucking retarded jokes about them. Actually, some blondes are not stupid. Ever thought of that? Blondes can sometimes be bitches, and so can brunettes, but i think its a pile of fucking bull shit that in every movie i see, the blonde girl is always either the popular bitch, or the goody goody. SO stereotipyical.
Brunette: "HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE?"
Other Brunette: "HOW?"
Brunette: "YOU PUT A MIRROR AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL!"
Other Brunette: "OMG!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! so FUNNY!!"
Blonde: "wow. You are THAT jealous of me, that you have to tell that fucking stupid joke like every time i walk by."
Other Brunette: "HOW?"
Brunette: "YOU PUT A MIRROR AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL!"
Other Brunette: "OMG!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! so FUNNY!!"
Blonde: "wow. You are THAT jealous of me, that you have to tell that fucking stupid joke like every time i walk by."
by whocaresanyways? January 05, 2010
1. Person with a hair color that is a darker shade of BLOND.
2. A person who normally is so insecure with themselves, they have to attack blonds in order to gain higher self-esteem. Just because the media said blonds are sexy.
3. The most common hair color.
2. A person who normally is so insecure with themselves, they have to attack blonds in order to gain higher self-esteem. Just because the media said blonds are sexy.
3. The most common hair color.
That girl is a brunette and thinks blonds are dumb just because she thinks she's ugly.
That boy's hair color is brown, therefore he is a brunette
That boy's hair color is brown, therefore he is a brunette
by The Opinionator March 05, 2010
some jealous blonde hater ;D
i mean if you didnt like us,
why would you spend all your time, screaming "DUMB, FAKE, EASY?" excuseee me, that we might be more advanced.
but no need to be drinking hater-aid!
i mean if you didnt like us,
why would you spend all your time, screaming "DUMB, FAKE, EASY?" excuseee me, that we might be more advanced.
but no need to be drinking hater-aid!
by phychic master May 29, 2008
A female with brown hair. Typically try to kid themselves into thinking that they're better than blondes.
"All men agree that brunettes should either get some hair dye or kill themselves and rid the world of their presence."
by huv9pwl;ain June 22, 2005
A woman with brown hair.
Blond hair is thought to be more attractive,raising ego and letting blond women change themselves so people think they're better,because most people know that breast implants can cause infections ;)
Blond hair is thought to be more attractive,raising ego and letting blond women change themselves so people think they're better,because most people know that breast implants can cause infections ;)
by snjkldgdfghdfjkhdfjknvkdb May 03, 2008
Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster
That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.
by deeksdeeks May 01, 2020
There are a lot of blondes who would look less pretty with brown hair. A brunette beauty is a girl who has brown hair but looks just as pretty as any blonde does.
Blonde: How would I look with brown hair?
Brunette: Bad.
Blonde: Why?!
Brunette: You don't have brunette beauty.
Brunette: Bad.
Blonde: Why?!
Brunette: You don't have brunette beauty.
by _Milena January 01, 2007