Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.
“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones
“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones
by metroboomhauer June 14, 2022
Get the Jasper Brunette mug.A brunette is a girl with brown hair. That is all that a brunette is, they are not necessarily smarter or prettier than blondes or redheads neither are they necessarily less clever or pretty than girls with different coloured hair. It's just genes or coincidence and learning is what makes you smarter. No Duh!
Bob: I'm going out with a blonde
Bill: I'm going out with a redhead
Ben: I'm going out with a brunette
Bob: Haha blondes are prettier than brunettes
Bill: Sure they are
Ben: Whatever, blondes are stupid!
Bill: What the hell are you on about it makes no difference
Leela: What's going on here?
Ben: Blondes are stupid aren't they?
Leela: No, I'm blonde and top of all my classes
Bill: See...
Bob: Yeah but brunettes are prettier
Leela: No Have you not seen some brunettes compared to blondes/ redheads/ girls with black hair?
Bill: I'm going out with a redhead
Ben: I'm going out with a brunette
Bob: Haha blondes are prettier than brunettes
Bill: Sure they are
Ben: Whatever, blondes are stupid!
Bill: What the hell are you on about it makes no difference
Leela: What's going on here?
Ben: Blondes are stupid aren't they?
Leela: No, I'm blonde and top of all my classes
Bill: See...
Bob: Yeah but brunettes are prettier
Leela: No Have you not seen some brunettes compared to blondes/ redheads/ girls with black hair?
by leela June 5, 2007
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The condition suffered by blonde women who don't age well, despite having been insufferably cute when young, and who despite surgery and chemistry look rough and worn beyond their years even at an early age. Enjoyed with a sense of satisfaction and pay-back by dark-haired women, particularly those of Mediterranean heritage (e.g., Sophia Loren) who only look better as they get older.
Nah, she's only 35. She used to be cute but she's got the worst case of brunette's revenge I've ever seen.
by Bob Az July 28, 2011
Get the brunette's revenge mug.A person with a dark shade of hair color. Contrary to what some dumb people say being brunette does not make you dull; it's quite the opposite as blonde genereally gets to be bland and there is a plethora of gorgeous dark haired women (and men) in this world. Also, some blondes say that brunettes are close minded but that just reveals that individual's closemindedness for labeling a person because of their hair color not to mention it shows their stupidity; it also shows their hypocracy because they say brunettes are jealous yet they seem pretty jealous of brunettes themselves judging from how defensive they also get.
person 1:Those neo-nazis seem like they want to rid this world of brunettes, don't they suck?
person 2: Yeah, what idiots... not to mention that some people are ignorant enough to think all guys actually prefer blondes. It depends on the guy but it's a well known fact many guys actually do prefer brunettes.It's funny how hard it's for some people to accept. To me that shows some kind of resentment or envy from their part. I know so many guys who think the most beautiful girls are brunettes.I mean in a particular case if we're going to be superficial what idiot would choose an ugly or average blonde over a beautiful brunette just because the girl is blonde? And what dumbass can't comprehend that a girl can have dark colored hair and still be amazingly gorgeous? OMG people are so stupid!
person 2: Yeah, what idiots... not to mention that some people are ignorant enough to think all guys actually prefer blondes. It depends on the guy but it's a well known fact many guys actually do prefer brunettes.It's funny how hard it's for some people to accept. To me that shows some kind of resentment or envy from their part. I know so many guys who think the most beautiful girls are brunettes.I mean in a particular case if we're going to be superficial what idiot would choose an ugly or average blonde over a beautiful brunette just because the girl is blonde? And what dumbass can't comprehend that a girl can have dark colored hair and still be amazingly gorgeous? OMG people are so stupid!
by aridoll October 3, 2006
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Get the brunettes mug.Brunettes are far sexier than blonds. They're usually classier and more fun to be around because they don't have to try to live up to the 'i'm a blond so i'm dumb' thing; they don't act ditzy or dumb their selves down.
man 1: man i had the worse time with my girlfriend last night
man 2: you mean katy the blond?
man 1: yes.
man 2: oh how
man 1: she kept acting dumb.
man 2: oh well you know ashleigh
man 1: the girl you like?
man 2: yup; she never acts dumb
man 1: well duh she's a brunette
man 2: you mean katy the blond?
man 1: yes.
man 2: oh how
man 1: she kept acting dumb.
man 2: oh well you know ashleigh
man 1: the girl you like?
man 2: yup; she never acts dumb
man 1: well duh she's a brunette
by ZachlovesBrunettes December 28, 2009
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