Brownian Motion

The random growling noises caused by the gut that warn the growlee a bathroom visit is imminent.

Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."

Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."

by RhythmJunky May 11, 2009

Brownbacking

To initiate, propose or vote for a policy, law or rule that is contradictory to what most believe in order to to get what one wants for their geoup, party or self at the time but then later works against or contradicts a future rule, policy or law put in place by that same individual, group or party. This not only shows a hypocrisy by said individual, group or party but essentially shows to those observing this individual, group or party that they have f**ked themselves.

This term was originally coined by John Stewarts Th Daily Show which should never, ever, ever go off the air.

Mr. Brown back f**ked himself by passing a law that forbids gay marriage based on his religouse beliefs only to find previously that he had already passed a law stating that he could not pass a law under the reasoning based off a foreign law. Since the law played out in the Bible is in fact foreign, Mr. Brownback "Brownbacked" himself as his reasoning was that it went against the Bible to allow gay marriage. He performed Brownbacking on himself royally in the corn shoot.

by buschchris1 February 12, 2015

Alaskan Brownball

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).

Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009

brownbag

A brown bag used to put over a butter face.
grocery bag

I'd only fuck the butter face is she was brownbagged.

by operation_kill_anal_cheese April 10, 2005

Sam Brownback

A homoerotic act between two men where one man places his own fecal matter in his mouth and inserts the fecal matter into his partners anus using his tounge.

That Sam Brownback video made Two Girls and a Cup look like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

by Billy the Retard February 11, 2015

Brownbacking

Verb - the act of bareback anal sex.

anal sex bareback

I took a hot guy home for a passionate night of brownbacking.

by DEATHMAST3R5150 February 18, 2015

Brownback

A reverse Cleveland steamer where instead of crapping on person's chest, one craps on the person's back and rocks back and forth. Named for the Kansas governor who not only drove the Kansas economy into a ditch with trickle down economics, but also imposed theocratic ideals by allowing the legal discrimination of the LGBT community.

After Brownback, brownbacked the LGBT community of Kansas, he went home to get brownbacked by his gardener.

by Grandmastershek February 12, 2015