Brownbeaten

When Mike Brown relentlessly crushes your free will and convinces you to do something you otherwise would not have done.

"I didn't want to take the titty pills but I was brownbeaten into submission. Again!"

"Was gonna stay in tonight but I got summarily brownbeaten into a massive mish across West London."

by Pickled Onion Flavour June 7, 2019

Brownberrying

Using your Blackberry while sitting on the toilet.

"Hey what's that beeping noise, dude? What you doing in there?"

"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!

by Black@Heart November 17, 2009

Bi_brownbean

A tik toker, who doesn't post much, but they are still the best. they are kind, pretty, and very smart. They deserve the world.

"have you heard of the tik toker Bi_brownbean"
"yes, they are very sweet"

by pan_greenbean June 7, 2021

brownbeard

much like a dirty sanchez, it is when fecal matter is applied to the face in such a way it covers the entire lower jaw and upper lip. it is also typically applied by pirates (homosexual or not) to other sleeping pirates/crewmates/scurvy dogs as a joke. it is punishable by having to walk the plank, getting the shit beaaten out of you, or recieving a brownbeard in an act of revenge from the victim.

"yaaaarrrrr, captain, i gave steve a brownbeard last night! he has no idea!" this is followed by plankwalking and "aaaars" of disapproval, or a hearty round of pirate laughter.

by quintin pruett August 8, 2006

brownberry

brownberry (v) – to send a message, via Blackberry wireless device, from the crapper. A practice highly frowned upon in civilized societies.

(v) Wasn't Fred in the bathroom? He must have brownberried me.

(n) I just came from the bathroom, and someone in the stall was sending a brownberry.

by Sid Nation February 11, 2006

brownberry

When one shits and poop sticks to their ass hairs, ultimately growing some brownberries.

Person 1: Fuuuuck, I pulled down my pants and found a ripe brownberry in my boxers.
Person 2: Dude be more thorough when you wipe.

by Cingo October 31, 2019

Brownberg

A crap so big that part of it sticks out of the water thus forming it's own island.

The day after Thanksgiving I crapped so big it created a Brownberg in my toilet.

The toilet paper ran aground on a Brownberg creating a Shanchor ( shit-anchor ).

by Dr Jagz April 12, 2010