stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016

Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.

Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv

by ibartels May 23, 2021

San Francisco Push Broom

While having gay anal sex, the top pulls out and runs their poop covered penis head through the bottoms mustache to remove excess poop and semen.

I was banging this fatty when I noticed the skid marks in his underwear so I gave him a San Francisco Push Broom.

by Poopygaybutt March 20, 2026

Boom Scum

Thugs who use subwoofers as a form of domestic terrorism, and get belligerent when called on it.

Before the Boom Scum invaded this area, we knew what sleep was.

by NoNoise May 20, 2009

Stony Brook School

Although the academics of the school and diversity are exponential, the drama is not. So many people are knee-deep in that shit that they don't know what its like to live life. From snotty rich kids to complete assholes, this school really has the ability to make you kill yourself.

Stony Brook School, the students here look like they died.

by DA BEST420 May 6, 2018

Bromo sapien

(n.) Brohmoh Saypien
A brother, dude, bro, friend.
Derived from the inferior Homo sapien name in bronomial nomenclature.
A bromo sapien can be identified by frequently wearing tank tops, eating bacon (and other fine snacks if I do say so myself), having the skin tone of orange, and usually attempting to have a threesome with every 9 or 10 around.

Joe: What's up my Bromo sapien?
Sam: Nothin'. Just having bacon while tanning and attracting many fine women. The usual.

by CantalopePuncher September 4, 2011