Brocember

The month long of winter break activities between the fall and spring semesters of college within a group of bros. Usually starts in the second week of December and ends the second week of January. It's terminology comes from taking out the "Dec" in December, and adding "Bro" to create the word Brocember. Activities can include: chilling, hanging out, partying, etc.

Jake - "I'll be back home from college on Tuesday!"

Sam - "It will be a fantastic Brocember!"

by Brohiem the Bro January 3, 2013

Brocacho

Term to describe a bro who you are close friends with.

Man: what's going on Brocacho?
Friend: Not much. What about you?

by Bennetth June 7, 2016

Brochachski

The top tier of the bro hierarchy that only few bros achieve in their lifetime

Brad is such a brochachski

by bro boy April 1, 2020

Steaming Broc

-Steaming Broccoli; smoking marijuana

Bitch you better make a run to the produce section of wegman's before we hangout!!!
-Mom "What are you doing later?"
-Kid "Just having a cookout with some friends, Steaming Broc"

by Greg Geoffry July 21, 2009

broccoli

another slang word for weed, pot and/or marijuana

i'm smoking up my broccoli

by rymaxam October 26, 2017

Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.

Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.

by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017

broccoli headed fuck

Typically coming from the zoomer generation, a broccoli headed fuck is a type of zoomer who’s haircut resembles the top of a stalk of broccoli. Broccoli headed fucks typically travel in packs which can be easily seen from afar due to:

The cloud of vape smoke the emit as they all suck each others Juules

Screaming their zoomer catch phrases that have somehow become the cool thing to say despite being more retarded than 1000 years of incest such as straight bussin, on god, no cap, that’s mid, fire or lit, dead ass, cheugy, GYAT, ONG, sneaky link, vibe check, or sus

Filming TikToks in public spaces while being a massive inconvenience to non broccoli headed fucks such as in gyms, hallways, at the top/bottom of a set of stairs, or in the street.

All wearing red, white, or black outfits from True Religion or Supreme.

Blasting shitty mumble rap that is basically sexually assaulting everyone’s ears

I was trying to go to the gym earlier but my gym has a pandemic of broccoli headed fucks filming themselves dancing to mumble rap everywhere.

by Sugg Madic June 28, 2023