Brantford ON

Brantford is a city in southern Ontario Canada. Wayne Gretzky is from here, but that’s the only positive thing coming from this terrible town. It has the highest violent crime, highest property crime, highest drug use rate, and highest poverty rate in Canada. The schools also rank the lowest in the country (based on EQAO scores). Police force is underfunded and so are schools. It’s white, ghetto, and dangerous. The girls nowadays are also whores and get pregnant as teens.

Brantford ON is crack central

by Hockeyfuck September 30, 2022

brantford girls

want to be sluts who have nothing better to do with their lives then talk shit about other girls, and guys. They are super stuck up and think they're top shit, when most of them...are just easy..that's the only reason guys like them. They're ruthless bitches and want to fight every girl they see.. They think they're hard as fuck..but honestly nobody can stand them.. If you want sex, and you don't care how beat the girl you fuck is..come to Brantford. These girls fuck with no condoms. Like 90% of the teenage girls that walk around are pregnant, and the other 10% are dirty as fuck..stupid random sluts that is used to being fucked and chucked...they don't like to shower either.

Guy1: Brantford girls are such sluts, like you see that group of pregnant chicks over there?

Guy2: Yeah, I fucked all them...

by -preppstur- September 9, 2011

Brantford Neighborhoods

Echo Place
East Ward
Eastward Creek
Branlyn
Cedarland
Centennial
Devon Down
Downtown Central
West Brant
Holmedale
Eagle Place
Myrtleville
Westdale
Fairview
Terrace Hill
North Central
Brier Park
Northwest
Central

lets go the brantford neighborhoods

by Brantford Resident January 27, 2021

Bradford Grasscut

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.

Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.

by ratsbackside March 29, 2023

Going Blanford

the process by which one removes feces with a makeshift device from an appropriate receptacle and forces it into a receptacle not suited for human waste removal

I was grateful the public bathroom had a window, otherwise I was planning on Going Blanford.

by Sink_Violator January 7, 2010

Tim Bradford

A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.

"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them

by Chenfordalltheway May 14, 2021

Brandword

The name of a business, brand or trademark that is known well enough that it also doubles as traffic generating keyword from search engines.

Our company's main traffic generating keyword is the name of our brand itself.

That guy's online business is so well known that he doesn't need to compete for keywords anymore. People just look up his Brandword

Since millions of people now search the term "oldspice" into Google, it's not a brand anymore. It's a Brandword

by FitJerk July 29, 2010