bonus turd

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.

Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Bonus poop

A second poop of the day.

I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!

by Apeortdz May 19, 2017

bonse aba

The most insane insult ever created.

Carson - "Good job guys."
Ms. Karam - "Carson, do you think what you have to say is more important than what I have to say?"
Jake - "Carson got bonse aba-ed."

by nevinjoyce October 2, 2018

bonksercise

being physically exercised by a ssgt to the point of death. usually in boots and utes and when survived resulting in extreme pain and discomfort. pain is usually long enough to ruin your weekend.

oh man, i got bonksercised today at the gym.

by horschel April 1, 2009

Bonus Waffle

A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.

"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"

by XxDouche123456xX April 22, 2013

bonus poop

Any poop after the first of the day.

Man, I just had the most badass bonus poop of my life. Today is gonna be a good day.

by danny_insanity June 25, 2014

got the bonus

The unexpected release of solid or semi-solid fecal matter when farting.

Damn it, I've got to hit the shitter, I just got the bonus with that last fart!

by MH555 August 7, 2005