Bluntkin

Verb. The act of smoking a blunt whilst taking a shit.

I was having a bluntkin when I noticed I was late for school

by Swagzeplin June 26, 2015

blanking

To draw a blank; not being able to draw the information needed; the act of having writers block

Wow, I can't think of anything to post in my blog!
I'm blanking!
......damnit.

by Xane December 28, 2005

bunking off

act lazy, mess around, not doing what your meant to.

"stop bunking off and get back to work"

by pooboo May 29, 2008

blumkin face

The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).

- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!

- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"

by DonJuan10000 April 22, 2011

Reverse Blumkin

The same as a traditional blumkin, but instead of the dude having a dump while getting his knob polished, its the lady that's is crapping on the toilet while giving oral. This is for those guys who like the role reversal where the woman is the man along with the smell of shit.

"She gave me a reverse blumkin after our dinner at the East Indian restaurant last night."

by Scholzy November 20, 2011

Reverse Blumkin

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.

"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"

by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003

Bunking up

'Bunking up' involves multiple (at least 2) people sleeping in the same bed and usually involves spooning in some arrangement (preferably the quad-spoon formation). It generally occurs between the hours of 1 am and 3 am after large quantities of alcohol and a long night of pesting

Sometimes the bunk up follows the age old rule of spooning leads to forking - however - it can be completely platonic.

The ideal number for a 'bunk up' is between 2 and 4 - however there have reports of a 5+ people in a spooning arrangements.

Common issues with 'bunking up' include over heating, a uncomfortable sleep and people getting handsey.

Scotty - are we bunking up?
Rob - Let's bunk up - who we going to invite back?

by Bunk-up-delux March 9, 2011