Double Blump

The act of two people giving someone a blowjob while they are shitting

I got an INSANE double blump yesterday by Ralph

by Jimmyscookin May 18, 2023

Blip Blump

No glamerous way to put it, a blip blump is a fat chick. If you are a really fat chick you are a blippy blumpstocking. Reason for this name is the sound the fat girl makes when she walks, if you listen close you can hear it.

Craig: Damn look at that blip blump over there, she is a super heavy weight for sure.
Kathy: Wow, your right check out those golf ball size sweat beads falling off her triple chin, and all she is doing is standing still.

by Craigory S June 22, 2011

monk blump

when you give someone else head while youre taking a shit

my girl friend was taking a fat shit so i walked in the bathroom and asked for a monk blump

by bassmaster6969 November 4, 2011

T-Blump

Basically the same as T-Bagging and Blumping but mixed together. So getting your balls sucked whilst having a poo

Me and this bird t-blumped last night, felt well nice.

by JLB WINKLE March 18, 2009

Blump monkey

The act of a woman giving a man a blow job on the toilet, and as he cums in the girls mouth, as she stops giving head, and the semen pours down the mouthbof the woman. She then stands up, and starts acting like a monkey, and then goeS back to giving head to the male.

Sarah gave cole a blump monkey, as he was dissatisfied later that night.

by B Jack April 17, 2010

Blump Crain

To give head while taking a shit.
To have oral sex while pooping.
Relieving yourself while getting blown

"Hey brian, that girl sure gives some good blump crain."

by Dave Armstrong October 4, 2005

blump bnut

When a man has an orgasm while receiving a blumpkin

You're glowing! You must have had a blump bnut earlier

by AKEnthusiast June 17, 2019