boothed

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

by jj July 29, 2003

botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013

Botched

Cardi B is the definition of botched. Cardi B has admitted to having surgeries. In recent photos she has gotten worser.

Every bitch that hate on me gotta ugly face and a botched body. From JT

by Barb Nation December 10, 2022

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

botched

Botched is a alternative word for fixed, first said by grant hall but pioneard by matthew brasier

Guy: omg the lights broke
Girl: here's a light bulb

Guy: botched

by the master of small cars May 12, 2011

Botched

Out of it. Tired as fuck and you feel pretty high. A fake, natural high. Usually only heavy sleepers get botched.

"Dude I feel high as a bitch on zanex."
"Yeah you're pretty botched"

by trvplvrd fvckbvthcvs March 3, 2016

Booched

Being booched is when you have a fish, and it turns on its side for an itch the side of the fish flashes you with a bright shine. You just got booched from a fish.

"Oh! I just got booched by my fish!"
"I hope a fish booched my friend while he was looking at the fish."
"Being booched by a fish is so much fun."

by shume and dojapotimus August 12, 2009