Bloomitis

Turns out this sick nasty disease surfaced sometime on October 15th 1985. This rare condition not only attacks alcohol dehydrogenase, it accounts for drinks that you imagined drinking. The symptoms are easy to identify. The afflicted host will act excessively drunk, try to leave parties on new year's eve to hang with chicks in a different town, get dry humped in jacuzzi bathtubs, get knob jobs from the heinous spawn of lucifer, and disappear to do work in the lavish lobby of your local Holiday Inn. The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation has provided 3 billion dollars to research this horrible affliction, but no cure is visible within the near future. Stephen Hawking proposed the Quantum Black Vortex of Drinking Theorem, which states that claiming to and not letting anyone see you drink 22 'biers' can induce the same level of alcoholic euphoria present after someone pounds 15 shots of Wolfschmidt in 12 minutes. Turns out that this disease is communicable and can survive in the air for excess of 15 months. Just this past Wednesday, Brian exhibited extreme symptoms after only 3 beers. He attained level 4 Bloomitis, just below level 5, which only occurs in one person, claiming to say that his tolerence is lower now, such that he can start feeling "it" after only 8 beers in 15 minutes. Basically, Chris and Alex get ridiculous after only a few drinks and claim they had about "18 nasty shots of Jaeger after the sweet 30 rack of IceHouse"

Daniel-"How many beers did you have Brian, that is, after I passed out in the mulch?"
Brian-"Shit man, I don't know. But Shrek 2 towels are pretty sick"
Ryan-"GNARLY brah. you like got intense as shit level 4 bloomitis. Sup Kapanen"
Alex-"Get the fuck outta here, Hermione. Just get with Ron"
Kyle-"Yeah, Bloomitis fucking parking garage tickets"
Michael-"I mean shit Fleur. Your loyalty to Bill is stronger than my Patronus"
Chris-"Come on man, close the door. Kim, don't get with me"

by Magic Tickle Michael Ice July 28, 2008

blomic

The synergy of a blog that is comic based or a comic that is blog based.

theoatmeal.com and hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com are both blomic.

by Online Personal Trainer April 11, 2011

blomin

used to describe someone as beautiful and attractive

she was blomin tonight

by rugrug December 29, 2018

blemit

An instruction to blem something.

The ball came to Jonny and the crowd roared "Blemit!"

by Conor Griffin January 26, 2008

Blobith

A blobith is a new sex position which is the female does a headstand while the male acts like he is riding a bike. Ofcourse the male has to have lots of practice before trying it so men practice on a bike. It helps a lot. I have tried. This sex position is used by all of the people of the NAOR. If any questions concerning the NAOR please message us on our Facebook group NAOR LOVERZZZZZ.

P.S. This position is fun. Try it!

Female: Let's try a new position.

Male: Ok how about the blobith?
Female: Ok ill practice my headstands.
Male: And I'll get the bike.

by NAOR July 8, 2011

bloitus

'Bloitus' describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). The term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.

First diner: "How's your chicken chasseur, Marcus?"
Second diner: "Mmmm . . . . bloitus!"

by The Fox of Bedford County July 4, 2009

Blemit

A very large idiot who is be friended with another idiot.

Wow she is such a blemit hanging around her.

by MaierOnFire May 31, 2010