blogging

Blogging: If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.

Random moron:Dude, my brain just took a massive, two-flush blogging!
Me: Shut up, idiot!
<proceed to beat up random idiot>

by death_by_snusnu September 28, 2007

shit-blogging

the practice of writing disparaging things in a blog that you would never say to person face-to-face (i.e. a boss, significant other, best friend, family member).

my friend and his girl broke up after he found out she'd been shit-blogging behind his back.

by Amber M. Lee January 15, 2007

blogging

When someone annoying constantly says everything that they are doing, especially when playing a game.

My cousin would not stop blogging

by m% August 13, 2018

Blogging

A blogger is a human who is to lazy to get off there asses and get a stable REAL job. Blogging is absolutely idiotic and a waste of time for both parties involved

Fanboy: Have you seen Jake Paul’s Blogging lately?
Everyone Else: Nah I have a job and don’t have time to watch lazy over privileges get paid for absolutely nothing
In addition, Blogging Vlogging whatever y’all call it is going to be a downfall of this generation and society

by B15d1ckBoI April 5, 2019

Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.

Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.

by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011

mind blowingly perfect

total perfection, so perfect you might explode looking at them

she is mind blowingly perfect

by cryaway September 27, 2020