bloge

a very skinny, ugly and tall person with a wig made out of cheetos.

Yo, you see that bloge over there? Pretty ugly.

by Insan1ty_ November 2, 2020

bludger

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

by Now Penions January 6, 2015

freeway blogger

A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.

The California freeway blogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.

by ScarlettPussyman15 March 25, 2008

dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

by Andrew May 13, 2004

blogerrhea

When people just can't stop blogging. Even when they have nothing important to say, they just can't control themselves.

You know you suffer from blogerrhea when you let the world know when, where and how you took a dump today.

by lavinatoe January 9, 2009

BoodgeKing

A small, cute dog who can destroy the universe.

Person: Hey BoodgeKing!
BoodgeKing: I WILL KILL YOU ALL

by BoodgeKing May 10, 2023

bodge

A quick and dirty job, something done very hastily. Make it look good for the next day or two and if it falls down after that, it's alright.

1> You bodged together that doghouse, didn't you?
2> How can you tell?
1> The walls look like they can cave in at any time.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002