Blitzkrieg Fucking

The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.

My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.

by Nathan 2.0 December 14, 2008

Anal Blitzkrieg

A brutal anal pounding by a German

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.

by Benjo82 February 11, 2019

Blitzkrieg Bop

Blitzgrieg refering to a swift military teqnique used by german nazi in world war two to capture norway. Bop meaning to sing or move to music.

Put the two together and you have a popular song produced by the punk rock band The Ramones in 1976.

"damn that blitzgrieg killed my wife... that sucks... damn nazis."

"hey the wars over... lets bop"

"hey ho... lets go"

by beta sakers January 11, 2004

blitzkrieg bitches!

it is appropriate to yell BLITZKRIEG BITCHES! before barging into a room full of teenage girls. Tests show best results come when entering through a window. Important to avoid contact with middle aged men as they seem to become angered at the phrase.

this is a BLITZKRIEG BITCHES!

by BC2 January 19, 2005

Blitzkrieg Approach

A step-by-step tactic for men at trying to win the affection of a woman. It's called a blitzkrieg because it forces a guy to accomplish quick goals in short periods of time to accomplish the main goal of "seducing" the woman in a week's time.

Vise was so into Maria that he used the Blitzkrieg Approach on her to avoid making any mistakes such as losing her attraction for him.

by VisexXxEvans March 14, 2010

Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Bukkake Blitzkrieg

When you gather all your friends to invade Poland, but instead of invading Poland, you get a gallon of cum.

Example:
Knitler: "uwu, senpai Stolin, you are going soooooooooo deep in Poland"
Stolin: "mmmMmMmMMmMmmMmMM, yesssssssssssssssss"
Poland: "Sí Papi, I need a Bukkake Blitzkrieg, pls

uwu uwu uwu, Charlie suk me ples

by AsianFetus March 10, 2022