One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Blindski

Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.

Caused or influenced by intoxication.

Sanchez drank way to much alcoholic beverages now he is blindski!

by Sanchman April 23, 2009

Morning Blend

A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.

Being a dad isn't so bad when you can start your day with a morning Blend.

by Midgetlover69420 June 27, 2020

Close the blinds

To chill out or calm down

Raini close the blinds it's just a joke.

by Tinypyro June 6, 2017

13 Spice Blend Monkey

A derogatory term used directed towards those of Indian descent due to there cultural use of spices

“Joel is a 13 spice blend monkey”

by Amorous March 22, 2022

blindside

1. to attack someone by surprise

2. a kick-ass Swedish hard rock band.

1. Tina completely blindsided Susan when she stole her purse.

2. Have you heard the new Blindside album? It's fantastic.

by Samantha March 7, 2004

Dick Blender

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.

Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.

by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008