by DeerQueef September 10, 2009
Get the Black Holemug. Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
Get the black holesmug. The act of "docking" ones anus with another's anus. Similar to the docking of uncircumcised male weeners only, this time its anus edition. Like two intergalactic black-holes ripping asunder the very fabric of space and time; light could never escape these converging holes!
Hey, get that crusty anus over here and black-hole me!
I met this rockin boi at the mall today and he totally asked me to black hole him tonight. Better clean out the old wrinkled raisin!
"Sir, the ship is passing between two black-holes now"
The captain grabs a glass of whiskey raising the plastic edge to his lips,
"God help us all..."
I met this rockin boi at the mall today and he totally asked me to black hole him tonight. Better clean out the old wrinkled raisin!
"Sir, the ship is passing between two black-holes now"
The captain grabs a glass of whiskey raising the plastic edge to his lips,
"God help us all..."
by Alex and Lauren October 1, 2010
Get the Black-Holemug. by katzzi November 1, 2014
Get the Black holemug. 
by Real penguin April 22, 2020
Get the Black holemug. The Black Hole is when you get roasted so hard, to the point of no return. This phenomenon happens often. You may experience symptoms such as depression, anxiety, and embarrassment.
King Charles IV: My fort is impenetrable
Some random Serf: Your mom isn't.
Charles IV: Damn I'm in the Black Hole
Some random Serf: Your mom isn't.
Charles IV: Damn I'm in the Black Hole
by Black Hole Expert March 29, 2020
Get the Black Holemug.