whisker biscuts

when your fuckin a girl with a bush and you pull out and bust a nut into the bush. when it dries there will be biscuts in her whiskers

i was fuckin your mom the other day and i totally gave her whisker biscuts without her knowing it.

by stromerson November 12, 2009

troll biscuts

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to MacDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuts today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 9, 2005

biscut whore

a really annoying dumbshit whose goal in life is to sit around and stare at an electronic device insult anyone who tries to associate with them. They are often the biggest grouch youve ever met and will depress the fuck out of you.

dude sits and plays wow all day not willing to play cod4 with his buddy. hes is a biscut whore.

by larrybob23 July 6, 2009

cheesey biscuts

Something you can say, instead if "shit" or "damn" or that kind if comment.

Man: You just got an F on your report David. You Suck.
David: Cheesey Biscuts!

by Crystal February 8, 2005

p biscut

Getting so drunk, you go outside on all fours with just your dick out

"Dude, there's a guy doing a p biscut"

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

Chompin' a biscut

Basically to eat. More specifically to eat during some form of military training.

"The weather has put us on standby, so if you're scheduled to fly, don't go down to the DFAC and be chompin' a biscut, be ready to fly."

by ltdanusaf July 1, 2009

Tea-Biscut

The act of teabagging, then leaving a hot steamy turd pile on the victim's face.

I totally game Jessica a tea-biscut last night.

by gytonmybal October 3, 2012