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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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Gentleman's Bird Bath

Any Gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after anal sex. Usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her vagina without a thorough scrub.
A.J. - "Everything was going well until she made me take a Gentleman's Bird Bath mid-romp. It killed my Woody Wilson."
by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 May 25, 2015
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Cincinnati bird bath

Filling your partners mouth with blue sports drink and dunking your scrotum in and out of it, simulating a bird in a puddle of water.
Dude she gave me a Cincinnati bird bath last night, I feel so refreshed and hydrated. Must be all those electrolytes.
by tillergng July 27, 2015
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Bird Bath

A quick shower that only involves cleaning private parts and under arms. Origin. Prison
When your in the hole your only way of staying clean is a bird bath.
by AskAMexican! September 19, 2009
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Facial Bird Bath

A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.
Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....
by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009
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bird bath

it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action. bird bath b/c it is a small bath and b/c if you wanted to you could dip your balls in a bird bath (or the sink) and wash them. The intent is to wash away potential ball sweat which can dissuade a lady from give a bj
Werd, I will meet you at the bars, I just got to take a quick bird bath.
by the maker of words April 20, 2006
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