Big Mac

When you get head from a fat chick.

Man, i got a BIG MAC lastnight from that chick at the party.

by Max & Chris August 29, 2008

Big Mac

A fart so bad that anybody in the area of the fart gets killed.

You guys should leave because I'm about to Big Mac.

by Ronald Mcgodamn Donald February 16, 2009

Big Mac

A heavenly great tasting beef sandwich,

Henning : Hey have you tasted a whopper?
Me : I will kill you, for eating whopper and not Big Mac
Henning : :(

by Mcdonaldsman27alsoidodrugs November 04, 2021

Big Mac

A child whom suffers from obesity and is a subsequent roaster

That Big Mac really got me today

by Big Mac the II April 11, 2017

Big Mac

Making out with a guy while he shoves a Big Mac up your pussy.

Ughhhh… if my boyfriend doesn’t Big Mac me right now I’m going to kill myself.

by Purple orange September 04, 2022

Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

by Dark lord tizzy May 09, 2016

Big Mac

Big Mac is when you crap in the toilet (or not) and you feel like you've accomplished your duty and wipe. Then you have overwhelming urge to sit and crap again. Landing that turd on top of the toilet paper which is sitting directly on top of your previous turd.

I felt the urge of my morning shit and Big Mac'd .

by LS0382 April 04, 2017