Biblically accurate among us

An among us character according to the bible

Jeff: Do you know what biblically accurate among us looks like
Jeremny: excuse me, what the fuck

by Shloprop June 27, 2022

say bible

To swear on the Bible

When someone thinks you're lying "say bible"

by Saybiblethatscheese May 24, 2017

Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"


Chris Webb has this phobia.

by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

bible thumper

Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.

He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

biblacrit

A bible thumper, one who espouses fundamentalist views while their personal actions are inconsistent with those views.

One who is against homosexual acts yet still masturbates in their van while watching children.

He is a biblacrit because he masturbates in his van while watching children yet he still says that masturbation and homosexual acts are wrong.

by Sam Hawk November 9, 2011

bible 2

Steel Ball Run

Guy 1 : The holy bible has reformed me from my ways of sin
Guy 2 : I read the bible 2
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : You know, Jesus telling a cripple to kill the president

by Anti-SUCC-Specimin September 4, 2020

Dick Bible

-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.

"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"

by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 4, 2009