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bellender

your such a bellender
by 80's Muff July 25, 2003
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Bellend

swolen end of penis most commonly in the shape of a "fireman's helmet" and in my case the size as well.
get u're bell out of my damn ear!!
by Crocky April 23, 2004
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bellending

Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.
"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"
by senordug March 3, 2015
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Bellend

A ‘Bellend’ is another word for ‘Dickheadbut it is the Scottish version.
Did you see Taron last night? He went out looking like a complete bellend!
by hazbroboi69420 September 11, 2018
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Bellend

Adam cooper is a bellend
by Fuckedoff4ever July 17, 2019
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Bellend

Slang for a the nob of a penis. A bellend is usually just a complete fuckwit who lowrides his skinny bent as fuck jeans with his globe high tops with a range of different clothing above the waist including a lakers snapback, DGK hoodie, gay wanna be gloves with the fingers half cut off, a beanie with an alcohol brand on it even though their gone after one cruiser they also plays music as load as his piece of shit sndroid speaker will go.
Hes an ugly cunt looks like a bellend
by NZ October 3, 2014
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Bellend

"I think that Raj is a Bellend"
by See you at the Crossroads February 28, 2008
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