bellend

(Jamaican classical.) oneself

I am a bellend. (official)

by Your paulm8's m8 called paul (m8) November 6, 2003

Bellend

Normally used in England it's an insult to idiots and fools

Peter" know the way I asked my girlfriend to give me head"

Sean"yeh why"

Peter"she gave me a headbut"

Sean"she's a fucking BELLEND"

Peter"pls don't give her an idea"

Girlfriend" do u want most head or will it try hand jobs because my daddy use to feed me steroids and my grip is amazing"

Peter"NO NO NO i need it no the pain".... . .............phone call ends and Peter is never heard of again

Your fucking BELLEND in a Manchester talk

by Uwillneverknow February 28, 2017

Bellend

The end of a penis!

bellend = Nicki tilt

by that guy ya know? February 22, 2010

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

bellend

someone who doesnt do anything and plays champ all day

steve corder is a bellend

by greeny January 20, 2004

Bellend

On habbo, FairyTailed- aka bellend? her names belle, but like it is. shes so fake, but idc, shes getting my gb comments up. ikr fit. anyway, shes the definition of a bellend xxxxx

me: bellends a bellend xx

by Lucy12342464 December 2, 2009

bellend

to understand the word bell end you need to know a bellend

Richard= Bell = End = bellend

bellend = richard

by jim January 27, 2004