quantum balkan theory

Quantum Balkan Theory describes the theory that any attempted discussion of the 1991-2001 Balkan Yugoslavian wars will end up confusing everyone involved due to the complex and sometimes senseless nature of the conflicts

At this point, the group of geography nerds decided to just move on to another topic as they had quickly succumbed to quantum balkan theory when the borders of Croatia and Serbia were brought up.

by TornadoAP June 26, 2021

Bauks

Another word for oral stimulation or more commonly known as blow job/head. Originally Backi, it was later re-invented to better describe the phenomenon of receiving a blow job. Kosta stated "it should be known as BAUKS"

He got multiple BAUKS last night. -Winning

by sgtbit May 2, 2011

Balk

The act of going on a walk while drinking beer. A "Beer wALK".

Dude 1-Hey man you want to go on a walk?

Dude 2-Not really, that sounds gay.

Dude 1-I'll have beers.

Dude 2-Oh a balk! Why didn't you say so.

by jaimeburro3 July 14, 2010

Balkoth

The most kick-ass character you will ever see in a video game. He hails from the pwning old game Lords of Magic and he is basically the biggest beast you will ever meet. Anyone who uses the name Balkoth in a video game is basically a sexy beast and is extremely cool.

Example 1

Boy 1# Wow that guy is such a beast, he just pwned us all.

Boy 2# Dude he's Balkoth what do you think.

Example 2

Boy 1# Wow that guy fucked my mom!

Boy 2# He can do that, he's Balkoth.

by Balk0th March 16, 2010

balkan

Of or relating to the Balkan Peninsula or the Balkan Mountains.

by Cool Guy June 4, 2003

balkanize

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.

Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!

by psients October 24, 2006

bulking

A fat person's excuse for overeating.

Friend 1: Dude you ate a large big mac meal, a chocolate block and krispy kreme doughnuts

Friend 2: I'm bulking

by jammyjamjam August 30, 2013