barpothesis

A theory developed under the influence of alcohol.

Drunk Dave argued with his friends for hours about why his team would win the football match tomorrow. Unfortunately, his barpothesis did not hold up the next day.

by prik kee noo November 30, 2022

Barphaguous

bar-faj-u-us An adjective that describes something unspeakably diabolic

Person 1: I can't believe how shit that guy's new trim is
Person 2: Oh, I know. It's barphaguous

by badamson18 December 16, 2022

barport

A carport that's been transformed in to a fun social gathering place for you and your friends. Fully equipped with a bar, seating, heck let's throw in a TV and during football season it can double a a man cave.

Hey would you like to come over to my barport and get drunk?

by Bayner October 7, 2023

Barpy

Someone who says something extremely unfunny and cringey that become funny to others

That guy over there is being extremely barpy

by jaxsonmcquaid January 1, 2024

Barportunity

Opportunity to attend the Bar for heinous drinking.

Friend 1: Are we still on to go to the movies

Friend 2: Not anymore, a Barportunity has presented itself.

by Hater of SlackJaws April 1, 2025

barping

abbreviate form of the words bar and hopping, which together describe the action of "bar-hopping" the act of visiting multiple pubs or bars in a single session.

hey man wanna go barping downtown tonight?

by TimTheTinyMan May 8, 2025