Barista Bitch

A Barista that gets stuck making coffee and desserts for customers. They may get stuck with these tasks for 1/2 an hour and can't get away fast enough. This happens on quite nights at a restauraunt, then SLAM!

Me: Can you take these meals out, please mate?

Nathan: * Gives no response, but continues making coffee at a million miles an hour. (No response is not an issue). He is being a Barista Bitch.

by Snezzle April 6, 2010

Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.

That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta

by Davedale August 27, 2019

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

Barista fettuccini

A girl who works at an Itallian bar.

I need a Peroni. Where is the barista fettuccini?

by Arthur Pennington January 2, 2012

fire barista

someone very good at making fires or maintaining fires

Ella: Ian is very good at making fires
Renata: yeah, he is a fire barista

by ellastarbucks December 28, 2023

Toast-A-Bun barista

an employee, a waitress behind a fast food counter at a restaurant in a mall.

"Toast-A-Bun barista "

Maria is working temporarily as a "Toast-A-Bun barista".

by La Ura March 9, 2009

Barista Effect

The well known practice of men being kind to a cute stranger because they don't want to destroy their chances to fuck her in the far distant future, no matter how remote the possibility.

Jack always tipped Jill extra at Starbucks due to the Barista Effect.

by Butlerman December 13, 2021