ballistico

interjection: used to indicate that a situation may cause someone to go ballistic, postal, or otherwise angry beyond all reason. Usually used in a light-hearted manner; saying it when someone is actually about to go ballistic could be the last straw for that person. The term can also be used by magicians, particularly those who specialize in pyrotechnics.

mart: mr. scheckter was so pissed off at you that he was turning red and shaking like a bowl of jello.
bart: yeah, good thing the bell rang, or he would have gone ballistico on me.

The Amazing Kargol:.......and now we add the final ingredient and *blast* "BALLISTICO"
Janet: why, that's amazing, Kargol!!

by earpuller December 28, 2005

Ballistics Tracker

An OP device which tracks the perfect position to shoot for a headshot in Phantom Forces, people lose friends because they use this and get called noob.

"Do you use the Ballistics Tracker"
"Yeah, I get many headshots"
"Your such a noob"

by Echo9898 October 14, 2018

ballistics

1.) acting rampant mad/violent within the heat of an argument or a quandary

2.) doing exceptionally well in a tense situation, in the sense of going crazy.

1s.) Take a look at that fight at McDonalds, he's going ballistics!

2s.) Just took the math final that I busted my ass for, I was going ballistics.

by stivodivo March 9, 2019

BALListic insurance

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

by zoogi0 May 7, 2009

Ballisticphalicaphobia

Ballisticphalicaphobia
The Fear of getting shot in the Dick.

I refuse to carry Aiwb (Appendix Carry) , I have a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia.

" So I hear Carlitos has a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia."

"No wonder why he is always mexi packen at 3 oclock. "

by Nycityman July 29, 2019

Ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

U dampler, you really run out me in a plookor. I’m finna sent ye joints towards though ballistery.

by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023

ballisticated

completely and utterly blown away. destroyed, shocked, pwned.......

pronounced (bah - list - ah- kate- ed)

word started from the new orleans hurrican disaster to discribe the damage done.. word started by Josh Owen of Arkansas.

"from the railroad to the beach, i would say, 90% was just completely ballisticated"

by Cody Richardson September 12, 2005