dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

Ballsfinger

A euphemism for penis, differentiated from the other fingers by having a pair of testicles (balls) nearby, hence the finger near the balls, or balls-finger.

"suck my ballsfinger!"

"what? suck MY ballsfinger!"

by Rodney Bollinger February 17, 2009

ballinteer

A person who projects an image of high net worth, but in reality makes little to no money.

A: "Marquis seems like he's making a lot of money these days!"

B: "Nah, not really. He sure acts rich, but really he's just another ballinteer."

by Rory P. Wavecrest November 18, 2009

lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 4, 2013

billiard balling

Putting your hand in your pockets and playin with your bollocks

Mr Todd: Josh stop billiard balling and get over here

by matthew wilson March 17, 2005

Chicken Balling

Insert one's testicles into the oral cavity of any willing party. They will then proceed to "bawk" like a chicken. Hence, Chicken balled.

Nothing really gets me going like when I am Chicken Balling that Molly bitch.

by Barry11 February 19, 2008

butter-balling

Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.

Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"

Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"

by Professor Poo January 11, 2008